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Obama: Great News Anchor Potential

Weh-heh-hell!

So, turns out your "great orator" - the "greatest political speaker of all time," and the "tingle crawling up [your] leg" - is nothing more than a facade.

Again I say, weh-heh-hell!

Out this afternoon by political blog Politico, it turns out President Barack Obama uses a TelePrompter for nearly every speech he gives in public.

Wehhhhh-hehhhh-helllllll!

"...no other president has used one so consistently and at so many events, large and small," Politico writer Carol Lee wrote.
You ever wonder why nearly all photos of the Messiah (hallelujah!) giving a speech show Mr. O facing to the left or to the right? It's because those are the only two directions in which he turns his earlobe-engulfed head!

He can't face you directly without being thrown off his delivery of another "award-winning" speech.
Any speech given sans TelePrompter causes the King to use the words "uh" and "um" more than a speed-texting, Jonas Brothers-stalking teenage girl.

But hey, look at the brightside: if this whole Presidential gig doesn't work out well, 'Bamarama has a great future as a television news anchor.
News anchors look like epileptic monkeys without TelePrompters and they don't write the script. Same goes for President Oh-Bama - he's a deer in headlights when a TelePrompter fails and he doesn't write any of his speeches.


...wait, so what is our President doing anyway?

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Gov. Perry Wise to Accept Stimulus Funds, Must Follow the Money

With no lack of criticism coming to Texas Gov. Rick Perry the past several days over his decision to accept stimulus aid, we must remember that we too, as Texans, are facing sluggish economic times. There is no doubt Houston, and Texas in general, has been spared the wrath of the recession felt country-wide and beyond, however Texas would, and will be able to advance out of this slump, and bounce back stronger than before with federal aid received.

While neither he, nor I, have changed our views on the stimulus package and President Obama's horrible methods for recovering for a recession, the estimated $17 billion that will make its way inside the Lone Star State will be openly welcomed and equally appreciated.

One might say this creates a double standard when bashing the Democrats for their lavish and downright outrageous spending habits, however there are clear differences between an administration that inherited a $1.3 trillion deficit over years (plural) and will spend more than that amount in 2009 (year - singular), and a fiscally conservative state, led by Gov. Perry, who can use this opportunity to wisely better our great state in many sectors.

From easing the burden of college costs for families, to decongesting our heavily clogged inner-city highways, there is a register the size of Santa Claus' naughty list on ways we can "shop smart" with our funds, and not letting the federal monies end up in cumbersome government programs that end up seeking more money in the long run.

A common misconception about the administration's spending package and its naysayers is that no matter what President Obama does, the Republicans will oppose. Not true.
Spending money to build back a strong economy is fine. Spending like a wild teenager who just got introduced to a credit card with no monetary limit is not fine. Supporting liberal organizations that aided in your election, giving financial wheelbarrows of aid to plans and projects that will not stimulate the economy and create substantial employment, and printing more and more money, while devaluing our American dollar, is not okay with us and should not be okay with you - the American taxpayer.

To Mr. Perry, some simple tips on making the most of this project.
First and foremost, remember you serve us - the Texas citizens. As simple the statement, it appears it is a forgotten thought to many in Washington that they serve us, and they answer to us. Political leaders such as yourself represent the American people and in doing so keep in mind that this money is about improving the economy and bettering life for us, the American people, and us, Texans.
Secondly, transparency and public influence are key. Please though, not the Obama-esque transparency that leaves billions of the economic spending package dollars vaguely placed in the "Other" category on the Recovery.gov website. Mr. Perry in part has already proved this point, noting that if he finds there is funding that could be spent in a way that would create more harm than good, "[I] would be opposed to using those funds."
Finally, we have become a society that thinks much ado about nothing when referring to anyone, and anything but ourselves. Projects and developments that can have a beneficial impact not only for us, but for future generations and future Texans, will show the true ideology and values of you, and conservatives alike.

The ball is in Govenor Perry's court. It's his time. If he follows the money and is wise with his decisions - two very simple concepts - the plusses of the acceptance of the stimulus aid and its fiscal and practical use will far outweigh the current minuses in Washington.
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Sign, Spend, and Skedaddle!

I love it. I absolutely love it.
I have to hand it to these Democrats. They’re very clever - sneaky, but clever. Let’s sign this 1,000-page monstrosity, with no one getting a chance to read the damn thing, and then run off in to the sunset. That way, we’re out of dodge and don’t have to deal with those pesky Republicans and they’re common sense.

Oh America, it’s crazy but sometimes I think we’re headed in to a wrong direction. But nah, we’re in Candyland now with hope, change, dreams, and dancing monkeys too.

In some not so obvious news, the House passed and happily approved Obama’s stealfromus stimulus plan with $787 billion in spending – the largest spending bill in American history. We await Senate backing.

And despite united, firm Republican opposition, along with seven surprisingly-sharp Democrats, it was an obvious victory for the administration and the left.

Now, who’s ready for a weekend getaway to Rome? No? How about a quick rendezvous in Chicago? We could pick up the Blagojevich’s and paint the town red!

If it sounds crazy, you’re not alone. But sadly, it’s the mindset of your great leaders – Barack “Brothers, pull your pants up” Obama and Nancy “500-million Americans will lose their jobs” Pelosi.

After a sly thumbs-up signal to the press on the news that the House passed the economic do-nothing plan, Barry O is off to Chicago for a weekend getaway with the fam. Because, you know, there isn’t anything going on right now in Washington.

And while the Obama’s will feast on some of that great Chicago pizza, Pelosi will likely be saying “That’s amore!” in-between bites of lasagna as she’ll be jetting over to Rome for some “important meetings” that possibly involve a sit-down with Pope Benedict XVI and to receive some award with her name on it (because hey, when you’re Nancy Pelosi you need any award you can get). The Botox Queen will live it up in The Eternal City for over a week, just FYI.

Meanwhile, you, the average American, sit in your home, knowing that you’re about to live in a country that is nearly $1 trillion (that’s twelve zeroes) deeper in deficit and run by a group of politiscammers that make Mexico’s government look semi-intelligent.

You can take pride in knowing that your government “leaders” have taken their dreams, wishes, and sidebar organizations, funded them to the max, and called it an economic stimulus package. Great! Spending money they (we) don’t have and then out they go for their lavish vacations. Wait, is this our American government, or am I watching an episode of The Hills?

I’m not sure about you, but I’d love to take in a game at Wrigley Field or zip over to Rome and see the sights without a care in the world, but unlike Washington I have some sense (not to mention a 9-to-5), and I know the best I can do for now is pop in my “Evening in Barcelona” music CD and try to make the most of it with a martini in hand.

What happened to all the “common sense” coming to Washington? What happened to all that promised transparency? Not more than a month in office and already false promises? It’s called the Obama administration.

Signed, sealed, and delivered? No.

Sign, spend, and skedaddle. True cowards. True liberals. True Obama government.

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A Tale of MSNBC and The Bachelor

My dad's just never been the same since Camelot took over the White House. What used to be a daily ritual of O'Reilly, Hannity, and Greta has turned in to Olbermann, Maddow and more Olbermann. I get home in the evening and I hear a monster yelling in our living room, and whenever I run in there, it's just Kommunist Keith on one of his tirades again.
      But last night I got in and my dad - a man of a white-collar, professional career; a man who has a Bachelors, Masters, and his Doctoral degree; a man who was put on an education panel by Former President George W. Bush; and a man who is far too intelligent to waste brain cells - was flipping back and forth between MSN-"BS" and The Bachelor.
      It was a pretty interesting scenario - two completely different television programs, yet two that are very similar in retrospect.
      The Bachelor, which airs Mondays at 8/7c on ABC, has a flock of Galleria, uppity-up-type girls compete to try to win the heart of the single, 30-something, well-endowed (money-wise) man. Relationships are made, hearts are broken, and catfights ensue. Kind of like MSNBC!
      MSNBC: has a flock of Galleria, uppity-up girly men such as Hardball boy and that guy who can only count from ten down, among others, who try and get you to win the heart of Obama - the, albeit married, 40-something, well-endowed (power-wise) man.
      It's a land of dreams, rainbows, puffy clouds, and red roses - coincidently, just like the Bachelor!
      Relationships are made between the left and...the left. Hearts are broken upon the discoveries of numerous journalistic errors. And yes, catfights ensue - don't ever get in Maddow's way when she's interviewing a pesky conservative. It'll be like interrupting Jeremiah Wright during preachin' time.
      Yet note that when the season of The Bachelor is over, and the lights go down, and the cameras turn off - every Bachelor, except for Byron Velvick of Season Six, has dumped his "winner." That's a meager 8% success rate. What does that say for the looney tunes on MS-I'm-on-LSD? The Americans are smarter than you all are. We will "dump" you. You won't win.
      I hear that MSNBC is in the works of creating it's own Bachelor-esque show entitled Scare Tactics, where Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann take the current MSNBC news-reporting style and try to court Rachel Maddow with it to win her cold, liberal heart.
      Oh, baby
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...and justice is served.

In the best news of the day, Kimberly Dawn Trenor found guilty of capital murder in the death of her daughter, Riley Ann "Baby Grace" Sawyers.
After less than two hours of deliberations, goes to show you a smart jury was at hand.
Life in prison without parole - amazing how five simple words can bring peace to my day.
R.I.P. Riley.
Hey Kimberly, good luck burning in hell.
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A Grown Man Cries for America

I've only seen a grown man cry once in my life. It was my dad, when my grandpa - his father - died.
I'll never forget that day when I realized that when something you love so much goes away, it affects you. Deeply.
And despite all the sayings that grown men don't really cry, and to butch up and take it "like a man," yesterday I encountered again that those myths aren't true.
 
Yesterday I cried. For America.
 
I was driving yesterday evening when I heard on the radio that the $825 billion "stimulus" had been passed.
 
It was then that I had experienced something I have never experienced before.
I felt like I'd been shot and I was just sitting there bleeding. Doing nothing.
I felt as though time stood still. I felt as though the world stopped turning, just for a minute.
Over 24 hours later, I still can't comprehend that feeling - a possible mixture of sadness, outrage, anger, despair, helplessness - all at once.
 
It's as if everything we as Americans had worked so hard for has gone away in one simple bill signature.
As if the American Dream was gone.
As if our image had been stained for good.
As if our voices were silenced.
 
Yesterday, the liberals and President Obama said "to hell" with America.
"To hell" with ethics, "to hell" with fairness,"to hell" with balance, "to hell" with the American dollar...
But most importantly, to hell with you, the American citizen.
And to hell with your kids, your families, your friends, your life, and your American freedoms, hopes, and dreams.
 
In my lifetime (dating back to 1989), I have never seen such a corrupt group of liars, cheats, and thieves in Washington.
 
In a "stimulus package" that was full of liberal propaganda, payback for groups and organizations that donated to Obama, and senseless and useless funds to undeserving groups, the politiscammers in office claimed to care about the state of America's economy, and their hopes to get more jobs back in the market.
 
But instead of funding the military, cutting corporation taxes, providing financial stability to banks and institutions - just to name a few actual necessities - your liberal chiefs gave you lawn care and condoms. Oh, and funding to people that do not impact this economy.
 
Not worried about inflation.
Not caring about bankruptcy.
Not tingled about a depression.
Not panicked about your future.
 
Like kindergarteners at recess - not a care in the world.
 
I see America - my country, my home, my love - and how everyday the liberals are turning it in to the next Mexico wasteland.
I worry for what is on the liberal agenda, and what America will be a year, two years, four years from now.
A caller to Mark Levin's show tonight - a Democrat - said to give Obama a chance, and that if the stimulus doesn't work, "we can try it again," and that "we can't run out of money." That should strain every muscle in your body. That's how the left functions - without common sense.

Now more than ever is the need for you to speak up, have your voice heard, and do not let America become what Washington, Locke, Franklin, Adams, and the others did not intend America to be - a socialist state with big government.
 
"Thank you" to every single GOP member with a brain and a conscience who voted against this. An even bigger "thank you" to the 11 Democrats who saw the light and did not drink the Kool-Aid.
Rep. Jim Cooper, a Democrat, told the USA Today, "Congress took his ideas and then added too many of our pet projects and wish lists."
 
Eventually, Obama and the left will see that providing Internet access for rural folk and giving condoms to teenagers will NOT solve our problem. But will that time come too little, too late?
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Now More Than Ever, Not the Time to Surrender to the Stimulus

Glenn Beck made a great point on his Fox News program yesterday.
He showed that if the $825 billion dollars that is being proposed as the total amount for the latest "stimulus" package were to be evenly distributed amongst all homeowners, each person would get around $17,000.
Now, that is a stimulus for America.
 
I don't want sex ed program funding and initiatives that scream "pro-Abortion" in my stimulus package. I don't want a stimulus package AT ALL! Internet access to rural towns? Rebuilding schools?
How about instead of sending money to people that do not pay taxes, you slash corporate taxes so corporations can hire more, retain more, and serve more people?
Provide money and "support" for food banks? $1 billion for the 2010 Census? Now is not the time to be worried about counting people, and with all due respect, worried about people who did not contribute to this recession.
 
This is a liberal wish list full of Democratic Candyland dreams.
 
It's amazing to see how little common sense and how little intelligence the left has.
Know that you're not alone, and yes, this stimulus ridiculously large and pointless sack of pork and fat will not work, cannot work, will lead us to inflation, and will do nothing to stimulate you, me, or the old geezer down the street.
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Caroline Kennedy needs some "Cheers to You!"

Caroline Kennedy is finally going back on the shelf so-to-speak.
In overnight breaking news, Ms. Popular Librarian is withdrawing her bid for the Senate seat vacated by Hilla-rious Clinton. In her official statement, she cited "personal reasons," reasons most likely including the self-realization that she is completely, wholeheartedly unqualified for the job.

I'll say it once, I'll say it again: It is amazing that the television media never doubted her qualifications, or lack thereof, and like so many other liberal politiscammers was put up on a grand pedestal and hailed for carrying the /elegant, posh voices/ Kennedy name.

Apparently Caroline didn't order the "Cheers to You!" CD early enough.
 

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Just about to lose it watching the liberal media. / Lincoln rolling over in his grave.

What the hell is it with these "news" outlets such as NBC sending only black reporters to Obama's inaug?
 
For the folks in Houston, Local2 sent Jerome "I left Channel 11 for this crap?" Gray and Mary "I'm going back for seconds!" Benton to D.C., and NBC national has Rehema Ellis, among others out interviewing nothing but black people for their stories.
Look, I get it. It's a big step for blacks to have one of their own as pres, but when they don't even know what the HELL Barry O stands for, and just vote based on race (wait, isn't that racism? huh.) that pisses me off more than you know.

If you didn't see the story, many, if not all Repub's are skippin' town and leaving D.C., some heading to Palm Springs for a anti-inaug vacation. Can't blame 'em one bit. Hard as it may be, I'll be avoiding any television, radio and internet coverage of news/Obamania through the Wednesday at least.

On a sidenote - a very disgraceful, embarrassing sidenote, Barry was riding a train, a la Lincoln, on the "balcony" of the back car, waving to the crowd.
...after almost chunking the tube out my window...and a large cup of Folgers to calm me down, I can only say that I am truly embarrassed to be an American right now.
Obama claimed in a recent speech that he wants us to go back to what our forefathers believed in - they didn't believe in socialism and the government controlling your every move.

Lincoln should be rolling over in his grave right now.
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Fox News Alert - everybody panic!

I'm no harsh critic of Fox News. I actually find it the most balanced out of all the news outlets.

But Fox News producers, do we really need a Fox News Alert scare every five minutes in the morning?

By habit, every time I hear that sounder, and every time I hear an anchor say, "This is a Fox News Alert..." I look up at the screen.
But just what caused the scare this time?

You interrupted me to report on how the post-Christmas shopping was going.

All I learned in that sixty seconds was that retailers are reporting decent sales so far but that it won't be as successful as 2007's shopping season.


Gee, thanks.
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A conservative pastor at the Obama inauguration? Outrageous!!

Anderson Cooper, if you shoved your nose any deeper in to Obama's a$$, you'll be smelling change, literally.
 
Why do I even watch CNN?
What once was a semi-respected news outlet has now become such a leftist garbage parade that even Rachel Maddow would detest to.
Nevertheless, I flipped to it earlier tonight and caught the tail end of AC 360. Biggest mistake of the day.
 
The huge graphic says "Inauguration Controversy" - ooh, what a CONTROVERSY! Respectable, admirable, conservative pastor Rick Warren was chosen by the Obama monkeys to give the invocation/prayer at the Obama inauguration and dem' ther' is fightin' words for CNN 'n Andy Cooper.
Cooper brings on two liberal hokies to whine and complain on how this isn't faaaair and how if Obama is all for uniting the country, he is contradicting himself by bringing in a pastor who is anti-gay marriage.

What? This country was founded upon conservative beliefs and values. The majority of America isn't for one man putting his 'piece' in another man. The majority of Americans still cherish marriage as a vow between one man and one woman. The majority of Americans still hold COMMON SENSE!
Amazing how far, or how little, we have advanced after all these years. I wonder sometimes if Jefferson, Locke, Washington, etc. are rolling over in their graves.

So, would you all prefer the elegantly-speaking Jeremiah Wright as your inauguration invocation leader?
How about he intros with a nice, loud, chestful "God daaaaaamn America!" That'll wake the conservatives up.
Robert Zimmerman, you're a moron.
Hillary Rosen, you're an even bigger moron.

But nonetheless, the Coopster topped this off with a fluff piece regarding the hollywood transformation Obama has put on the usual presidential inauguration.
Samuel Jackson, Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Aretha Franklin, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Foxx, etc. will all be on hand, and each paid $50K for special "priviledges" at the event.
The piece interviewed some little dork named Garrett Graff who said, "we've never seen this before, coming off eight years of Bush where there hasn't been interest in the Bush administration."
Really?

And finally, we saw pictures of a 1980 "cool" Obama, in gray-haired's words.

Great journalism there, Anderson. With credibility out the window, all you have going for you now are all those cougars obsessed with your decently-good-looking face.
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Nothing But a Popular Librarian

I will probably never understand liberals.
 
How is it that they can chastise Sarah Palin so severely based on a "lack of experience," despite serving as a city mayor, and a successful state Governor, and yet when Caroline Kennedy comes out of the bookshelves to possibly run for Hillabeans' seat, she's treated like a goddess.
 
The woman has absolutely no political experience...oh, wait. She's cared for the Kennedy library all these years. Wow! What a great career - a librarian to take Hillary Clinton's seat. That's not nearly as bad as a "gun-totin' moose-eatin' gal from Alaska."
 
And that's all she is. A popular librarian.
 
But, oh ho ho! That's very contradictory to what the MSM has been telling you - she's (use your elegant voices) a Kennedy - she's PERFECT for the job!
 
Please; this is 2008, not the 60s.
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Freedom of Speech, or Assault?

Bush, in a surprise visit to Iraq, was the victim of an impromptu dodgeball game with an Iraqi "reporter" during a press meeting this weekend.
In the cowardly attack, the man threw both of his shoes at Bush, with Bush ducking and moving quite gracefully.
Iraqi police are holding the man, but he, along with his employer (Iraqi news agency based in Egypt) are demanding he be released if Iraq is soooo for democracy and freedom of speech.

 
Hey, douchebag, Bush gave you and the Iraqi's the democracy and freedom of speech you abuse and care so little for.
And this isn't freedom of speech - this is attempted assault, to the President of the United States no less.
Freedom of speech is calling you a cheap, cowardly little piece of garbage who should be hanged by your bare feet.
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The blog post that never was...

I get burned out easily.
 
I feel fatigued pretty often, and sleep has become my best friend.
One of the few times I feel full of vigor, and ready to attack another liberal-infested world is in the morning, just after arising.

I was preparing another award-winning post - this one regarding liberal blog Gawker calling Sean Hannity "shameless" for refusing to replace the soon-to-be-departing Alan Colmes when this burnout struck again.

See, I've been trying to get the hang of media indulgence again, and it's running me thin.

Allow me to explain,
with the whole radio thing, blogging, writing, etc...I ingest a lot of information every single day.
And in between the Wall Street Journals, the Washington Posts, the New York Times, the Chicago Tribunes, the Houston Chronicles, the blogs, the magazines, the morning news shows, the Glenn Becks, the Bill O'Reillys, the Rachel Maddows, the Rush Limbaughs, the Dennis Pragers, the Mike Gallaghers, the Walton and Johnsons, the Laura Ingrahams, the CNBCs, the Bloombergs, and the YouTubes, comes a severe case of E.S.S. - eye-shutting syndrome.

It's only 8:58 a.m. and after a coffee, Italian soda, two bagels, and a sausage biscuit, I am fantasizing of going home, and going to sleep.

I noticed recently that a lot of what was just giving me the case of the shrugs was blogging and reporting on liberal lunacy.
Gawker, Olbermann, Matthews, C"BS", CNN, etc.
It was like, "yeah, there they go again - fu$king liberals. What else is new?"

Perhaps I just need to take this Thanksgiving week off, or maybe it's a sign of needing a career change already (albeit at only 19 years old, switching from a career in which I have spent my entire life [two years] working in).

It just seems that lately, I have so many article and blog topics, and great story ideas...but I don't execute.

So, whatever happens in the near future, wish me luck.

I would love to return to all this craziness...but perhaps need a revised 'game plan.'
 
--Joseph Lopez

 
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The Hypocrisy of Celebrity Liberals, part 1 of 2

I don't expect morons to be able to multi-task.
 
I mean, I can barely carry on a blog while listening to music.

But there comes a time when people criss-cross their actions and the ultimate result is...not so good.

Case in point: celebrities, and their aspiriations to be political figures.
Today we'll examine five celebrities, their recent political actions, the hypocrisy of said actions, and lessons you can learn from these experiences.


Celebrities have it rough nowadays - what, with the paparazzi, the gossip, the cocaine sniffles, et al.
So when one of 'em comes out and says something completely, ridiculously stupid about the political campaigns, I almost want to cut them some slack. Almost.

Exhibit A: Chris Rock.

This liberal comedian/actor supported John Kerry in '04 and now sets his sights on the big O.
However, Chris, I'm not so sure you know why you're voting for the messiah Barack Obama.
You told Larry King [09/26/08], "I hope Obama wins just because...the country needs it."

Yes Chris, the country needs a socialist who will take money from the rich (including you, Chris) and the businesses and give it to the poor.
The country needs a man who will overlook the Constitution as a wet napkin on a kitchen table, by taking away your right to bear arms and your right to freedom of speech.
And yes Chris, the country needs a man who doesn't even know when human life begins...because it is above his 'paygrade.'

Oh, but that's not all. Far from it.
You also told the suspender-meister that you won't vote for a man with "12 houses."
Two things though, funny man: one, McCain's family owns eight properties. Many of them not owned by John McCain himself.
Two: I would rather a candidate honestly own eight properties, than a candidate who owns one million-dollar mansion, purchased in aid from a convicted criminal Tony Rezko.

But, damnit Chris! You had to say more! You had to!
This time on the Late Show with David Letterman.

Your one main quote to the disgraceful late night talk host summed it up: "Hillary lost to a black guy nobody's heard of."

Wait! Stop the presses! Chris! You're going to vote for a black guy you've never heard of?
Didn't you just tell Larry "eye-popping" King a month ago that "There's a proud feeling because of the character of the man."
A character you clearly know nothing about, except what the mainstream media feeds you on your 60" HDTV.

Nevertheless, at the end of your interview with another hypocrite himself, you shouted "Obama! Obama!"
Yay! Let's vote for a guy even you know nothing about!
No more Second Amendment! Restrictions on your First Amendment! No more real definition of marriage! To hell with family values! China, here we come! Fairness Doctrine, fire away!
Geez, Chris.

And that's just one candidate.
 
Exhibit B: Matt Damon.

Matthew darling, how are you? Loved you in Bourne Ultimatum, hated you in your CBS "interview."

Matt Damon recently told CBS News on Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, "I don't know anything about her...I know that she was the mayor of a really, really small town...I just don't understand...it's like a really bad Disney movie...it's totally absurd...it's a really terrifying possibility"

Hey Matt, let me give you a really bad Disney movie:
"A man is born in Hawaii (or Kenya, we don't really know - that's the climax), grows up all across the world, graduates college, starts his career with a terrorist who hates America, raises a family in a multi-million dollar home, while claiming he knows the ghetto Chicago streets, serves as a Senator for several years, never making up his mind, just voting "Present!" like a schoolboy in the first grade, and decides to run for President, pushing his socialist ideals among the youth of America...and wins."

I'm sorry, what do you 'know' about Barry O's? Up until a year ago you knew NOTHING. That, 'I just don't understand.'


Now, coming up in the second part of this blog/article, we'll look into the empty souls of Sean Combs Puff Daddy P. Diddy Diddy, and his suicide-inducing "diddyblogs," Hayden Panettiere and her typical hollywood 'blondestatements," and finally, the recent embarrassing, shocking, and sad statements on the political candidates from Susan Sarandon, and her disgraceful comparisons to figures in the Bible.


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